nothin' to do with anything christian

Alright, this has nothing to do with anything 'Christian' but I got such a kick out of this that I had to post it up! I got this from Kevin's blog.

This is 'how to annoy someone on an elevator':

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly.

7) SAY -"DING" at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

23) If the lift is full of women you look at the floor and say, "Nobody move their feet, my pet rat is on the loose". (Spiders and roaches work good too).

24) SPEAK into a mobile phone and say, "Yeah, the doctor said it was very contagious."

kade

10 comments:

Rachel May 25, 2009 at 8:42 AM  

LOL, I would LOVE to see #23 happen!! Or any of the other ones, for that matter... :)

~Rach

Nicholas May 25, 2009 at 8:44 AM  

Ha, love that! thanks for posting Kade! Give me a call today!

Nick

Luke Godfrey May 25, 2009 at 9:05 AM  

lol let me know when you actually do some of these :P They're hilarious, but I don't think I could bring myself to do them.

Life Savior May 25, 2009 at 12:40 PM  

I would probably bust out laughing while trying to do one of those!

kade

Nikki May 25, 2009 at 1:37 PM  

LOL
That is just to funny!
I was laughing very hard!

Rachel May 25, 2009 at 6:55 PM  

I would love to see those happen, but would be waaay to nervous and shy to do it! Lol, it gave made me laugh though :)

~Rach

Rachel May 25, 2009 at 7:02 PM  

Woah, sorry, don't know what happened with that last sentance in my last comment

Liljd May 25, 2009 at 9:10 PM  

I would try to do it, but would wimp out at the last minute :) Instead, I'll make a book character do it! -starts thinking about book idea-

Camden May 26, 2009 at 7:33 AM  

Wow... Not that I would ever do any of those, but just the situations themselves make me laugh.

Camden

Tori May 26, 2009 at 11:05 AM  

These are SO hilarious! I think number 10 is too funny!

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